Stepping aboard the Carnival Splendour as a complete cruise virgin, I didn't know what to expect. Would it feel crowded? Would I get seasick? Most importantly - is it really the 'fun ship' it promises to be? After seven days sailing Australian waters, I've got the real story.
The First Impressions That Stole My Heart
Walking onto the ship felt like entering a floating entertainment district. The stunning atrium with its dazzling lights and live music immediately set the tone - this was going to be anything but boring. Within hours, I discovered why Carnival markets itself as the cruise line for fun-seekers.
Where The Magic Really Happens
The Green Thunder waterslide deserves its own mention. This near-vertical drop slide had adults screaming like teenagers and coming back for more. Meanwhile, the Serenity Adult-Only Retreat offered the perfect escape when I needed quiet time with ocean views and comfortable loungers.
The Food Scene: Hits And Misses
Let's talk about the elephant in the room - the buffet. Yes, it gets chaotic during peak times, but the secret is timing. I learned that arriving 30 minutes after opening meant shorter lines and fresher food.
The real culinary stars were the specialty restaurants. Guy's Burger Joint served up what might be the best burger I've had at sea, while the BlueIguana Cantina's fresh tacos became my daily lunch ritual.
Entertainment That Actually Entertains
From Broadway-style productions in the main theatre to hilarious comedy club performances, there was never a dull moment. The real surprise was how much I enjoyed the deck parties - there's something magical about dancing under the stars with new friends.
What Nobody Tells First-Timers
- Download the Carnival Hub app immediately - it's your lifeline for daily schedules and messaging
- Pack magnets - the walls are metal, making them perfect for organizing daily planners
- Bring a refillable water bottle - staying hydrated is crucial with all the activities
- Don't overpack formal wear - the dress code is more relaxed than you'd expect
The Verdict: Would I Cruise Again?
Absolutely. Carnival Splendour won me over with its perfect balance of excitement and relaxation. It's not a luxury cruise experience - and it doesn't pretend to be. What it offers is genuine fun, incredible value, and memories that will last long after you've disembarked.
For Australians looking to dip their toes into cruising without breaking the bank, Carnival Splendour might just be your perfect match. Just be warned - you'll probably become a cruise convert by day two.
