AFL commentary icon and former star full-forward Brian Taylor has launched a blistering attack on what he calls "elitist" Melbourne residents, after a visit to the popular coastal town of Lorne turned sour over the weekend. The outburst, delivered via his social media channels, centred on the proliferation of private cabanas and daybeds dominating the Lorne foreshore, blocking public access to the sand and surf.
The Foreshore Frustration That Sparked the Fury
Taylor, a familiar voice to millions of footy fans, took to social media on Sunday, February 4, to express his sheer frustration. He posted a video showcasing rows of neatly arranged cabanas, umbrellas, and luxurious daybeds set up directly on the sand at Lorne's main beach. These structures are part of a commercial venture where beachgoers can rent a private spot for the day.
In his characteristic no-holds-barred style, Taylor didn't mince words. He directly challenged the perceived attitude of those from Melbourne's affluent inner suburbs, suggesting they believed their financial clout entitled them to claim prime public space. "This is Lorne beach, and it's been taken over by all the elitists from Toorak and Brighton and wherever they come from," Taylor declared in his video rant.
He passionately argued that this commercial setup was depriving everyday families and visitors of their rightful access to the iconic beach. "They've got their little cabana set up... and the rest of the people that want to go to the beach and put their towel down, they've got no right to do it," Taylor stated, highlighting the core of the issue: the privatization of a public asset.
Community Reaction and the Council's Stance
The post quickly ignited a firestorm of reaction online, with the debate splitting public opinion. Many commenters rallied behind Taylor's sentiment, agreeing that the beach should be free and accessible for all, not just those who can afford to rent a cabana. Others, however, defended the service, noting it was a legitimate business operating with council approval and provided amenities like shade and comfort that some beachgoers desire.
The operation in question is run by a company called Sand, which has a permit from the Surf Coast Shire Council. A council spokesperson confirmed the arrangement, stating the provider pays a fee for the use of the foreshore reserve. They emphasised that a significant portion of the beach remains free for general public use and that the commercial area is clearly demarcated.
Despite this, Taylor's broader point about social equity and the changing character of beloved coastal towns resonated deeply. It tapped into a growing concern among many Australians about the commercialization of public spaces and the widening gap between the 'haves' and 'have-nots', even in leisure activities.
A Symbolic Battle for the Soul of the Coast
Brian Taylor's rant is about more than just umbrellas on sand; it's a symbolic battle for the soul of Australia's coastal culture. Lorne, like many seaside towns along the Great Ocean Road, has long been a summer melting pot. Taylor's argument is that this dynamic is under threat when premium sections of the beach become a paid-for commodity.
The incident has propelled the issue of foreshore management into the spotlight. It raises questions for local governments about balancing the economic benefits of licensed ventures with the fundamental principle of keeping beaches open and free for everyone. With the summer season in full swing, the controversy is sure to fuel discussions in beachside communities across Victoria and beyond.
Whether you agree with his delivery or not, Brian Taylor has successfully used his considerable public platform to highlight a modern-day tension on the Australian coast. The image of rows of rented cabanas on Lorne beach has become a flashpoint in the debate over privilege, public space, and who truly gets to enjoy the simple pleasure of a day at the beach.
